Thursday, January 12, 2012

Impressions of Laos






Driving along narrow country roads in late afternoon I see women in sarongs, men in shorts and bare naked kids bathing together at communal wells or on the banks of streams and rivers. Splashing, laughing and enjoying their baths.......

We pass villages where everything is covered in a thick layer of red dust I wonder how people can live that way.......

Our bus stops at a market and nobody tells us how long the stop is and I have to pee so badly that I'm bursting but there are so many exotic things to see that I don't bother to look for the toilet. Suddenly a loud blaring of a horn enters my subconcious and I realize we are being called back.......

Glimpses of hilltribe women who remind me of Geisha , skin like porcelain, turbans and exotic clothing walking ramrod straight along the road.......

Little girls with bright coins hanging from their aprons......

Poverty so profound I feel numb.....

Layer after layer of mountains in shades of blue and green in every direction as far as I can see.....

Crying when I saw the bus we were to take a 13 hour ride on. It was a double decker as big as a village and nearly the entire trip would be through mountains. I was sure we would run over someone ...........
ever since our bus in Nepal had an accident I am extremely picky at what type of bus I get on.....

Rocking and joucing along in my seat so that if I sit forward I feel the same motion as riding a horse and hoping I'm not going to throw my back out. There will be six hours of 100 yards of pavement alternating with 100 yards of gravel and red dust.......

I make room for a woman with an infant who is so full he can barley fit in another suck of milk from his mother's breast as she tries to keep him quiet........

I watch curious people sneak peeks of us while we sneak peeks of them until we are all grinning and nodding........

I eat sticky rice with tamarind stuffed into bamboo and peeled from the top to eat it, a very common travel food here in Laos........

I eat crepes cooked to brown, crunchy perfection on a portable griddle attached to a motorbike. They're filled with chocolate and banana and I think that life couldn't be better than this.......

I wave to children as we speed by. I can't resist their smiles........

I wonder what the heck that food really is..........

Our bus stops in the middle of nowhere and everone gets off for a pee break in the woods........

Our bus stops for a pee break and then has a hard time starting again. The driver and his right hand man disappear into the bowels of the bus with much tinkering and tapping and everyone standing around having opinions on what the problem is, nobody is anxious or frustrated. Eventually there's an OK and off we go. Another hour goes by and same thing happens again. This time a belt is changed and we are on our way again. Oh did I mention that several other buses stopped for a pee break in the same place and to check out what was wrong with our bus. I asked a woman who was practicing her English while we waited would another bus come if we couldn't get going and she said "no this bus"!...................

Rounding a corner and coming within inches of a seated security guard wearing an old fashioned type police hat and a backlava so that only his eyes were visible. I had a shiver........

A Lao woman who owns a guesthouse with her family told me that about 35% of tourists are angry..........

We went to one of the largest markets in Laos today and on the way we came to a pig market. Peolpe were stopping in tuk tuks and buying pigs which were put in sacks. There were lots of kinds of pigs, even striped ones......

We had lunch in the market in a huge dining hall as big as a stadium and full of food vendors.......

I don't know if any of you remember but when we were in Vietnam several years ago at their Tet or New Years, we were told about ancestor worship and burning offerings of cardboard effigies of things for the ancestors in their afterlife. Well we found a market booth selling these and managed a photo. There were three dimensional cardboard houses, stetsons, shirts and ties, jewelry, computers and anything else you might need to make life nice after death.......

We bought a bus ticket the other day which turned out to be one of the open sided trucks and when we went to get in the entire floor space was covered with huge baskets of oranges and almost no space for feet! By contrast, yesterday we took a tourist mini van from point a to point b and it was boring and awful. Give us local transport any day for shorter trips..........

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

A Feast




Tonight after getting a stomach bug from a street meal last night, I looked up a restaurant called Vieng Sawan. An open sided restaurant in the heart of Chinatown here in Vientiene, it specializes in many types of ‘yaw’ (spring rolls) sold in sets with fresh lettuce, mint, basil, corriander and various dipping sauces, sliced star fruit, green banana, bean sprouts and cucumber.
We cruised by trying to decide if it was another iffy place that might make us have more stomach ache. Deciding to give it a go, we found the only available table in a place that was hopping with a good mix of locals and falangs. We were given a menu with photos and English captions and placed our order for fried spring rolls with fresh veges and fresh spring rolls as well, having no idea if we had ordered enough for two or ten people.
There was a sink in the front for washing before and after because for the most part it was an eat with your hands meal. There was also a waste basket under the table for the stems of things and all the napkins you would go through while eating.
When the food came it was a spread fit for Kings and Queens. The additional things included were cooked rice vermicelli, a plate of fresh sliced garlic, fresh chillis and rice wrappers so you could make more rolls using lettuce or the wrappers. It was ingenious because the rice wrappers came under the fresh veges so that their moisture would make them pliable to use.
The cooked rolls were more like a sausage with a rice wrapper and completely sumptuous. We also tried wrapping them in lettuce and other goodies which made them even better. My favourite turned out to be the rolls made with lettuce and stuffed to measure with all the yummy fillings, probably because they were light and I could eat more of them! All this was washed down with perfectly sweetened fresh lemonade.
It was a fabulous meal and we only left a small amount uneaten. The whole shebang cost about $9.
I make fresh spring rolls at home and I’m looking forward to doing it more as an entire meal with the kind of spread we just had because usually I make them for parties or as an appetizer. I wouldn’t even try to reproduce those fried ones though, I don’t think it could be done!

Monday, January 2, 2012

Nong Khiew and Muang Ngoi






















We decided we had to get out of Luang Prabang over Christmas and New Years because the place fills up with people jetting in from all over Europe and with expats who live and work in Southeast Asia.
We first went to a sleepy little village called Nong Khiew about a three hour drive away by minivan over bumpy narrow roads. We were heading into the mountains and passed through many villages on the way. We actually booked a bungalow ahead because being the holidays we wanted to make sure we got something.
Nong Khiew is basically two villages, one on each side of a river connected by a large bridge. The first is bigger and has a dusty main street lined with shops whose merchandise is covered in dust. One evening while we were there we walked the main street and some of the little lanes off of it. We came to sideless tents on the sidewalk set up for a party with tables and chairs and a big sound system. Adjacent there were many people flowing out of a house/business with a big open front. They were all kneeling and looking toward about 6 monks. They were doing a call and answer chant with the monks. Beside them there was a replica of a house on stilts with garish christmas lights and money pinned to the outside as well as gifts inside. When we got back to our guesthouse we were told it was a funeral which is always followed by a large party with lots of drinking of laolao.
The other side had a much more pituresque village where most of the restaurants and guesthouses were.
Our bungalow was fantastic and the people who ran it had a baby about 8 months old that seemed to really like us so we played with her a lot. There wasn't too much to do but we took a long walk and hung out on our balcony reading. It was awfully misty and cold till nearly noon, warm in the afternoons and cold again in the evenings. All of the restaurants are open air so we so we sat huddled under all the warm clothes we have and drinking hot cups of Laos tea in the mornings and in the evenings the same except we tried to pick things on the menu that would be really hot and remain so while we were eating. It turns out we hit the coldest days of the year one of which was Christmas day.
After two nights we walked over the bridge and down to the boat landing , decending the many stairs to the waters edge. We were on the early side so a line up began to form behind us. By the time the boat was scheduled to leave the line up had become larger than the capacity of the boat which is always a scary thing because you don't know if they'll try to squeeze everyone in and it'll sink along the way.
We sat on boards about ten inches from the bottom running the length of the boat after passing luggage hand over hand along to the back.
The ride was about one and a half hours long and through some of the most spectacular scenery we've seen to date. Karst mountains and rapids and little sandbar islands leading us to the little village of Muang Ngoi. A village with no motor vehicles and one dusty steet and little lanes down to the water.
We walked up the many steps and took the first place we saw which turned out to be a good deal as we later found out. We were on the second floor corner with a huge balcony running the length of the building to read and relax on. Cindy and Tom gave us the tip of asking for corner rooms as they usually have windows on two sides and are bigger and nicer for some reason. There were only three hours of power in the evenings and even with the light we had to use our reading lights. The amazing thing though is that in a small village in very rural Laos people were making power with small units submerged in moving water.
I think we stayed for three nights although we had planned to stay longer but by then we were getting tired of the cold. One fantastic thing about cold in morning and evening though is that there were no biting bugs. Yeah!!!!!
We cased out the restaurants, breakfast on the main street and our evening meals in a restaurant that jutted out over the water below us. Both open air. The evening restaurant was one of the most popular spots because it had a bar to rival one anywhere with a long happy hour and hugh warm duvets to wrap up in while sitting on little platforms, lazing on pillows. Good place to socialize too. Met lots of interesting people from all over the world. The best for me though were the staff. All kids between nine and ten years old except for one fourteen year old about the size of a ten year old at home.
Tom and Cindy have a dice game called close thje box and before leaving home I figured out how to make it using playing cards from 1-9 of the deck. It's a game using numbers,easy to learn and teach. It also gives me an opportunity to learn the numbers of whichever country we're in and to teach the numbers in English to other people. The kids loved it and we kept games running all through both evenings only interrupted by their running off to serve or clear tables or other such chores. I had clued in that if I went early to drink tea they would have time to learn before it got busy. It was really interesting how each kid learned the game and how very uncompetitive they were, more or less playing against themselves instead of each other. Lots of high fives and big grins all around. Also gave them a chance to be kids even while working. I'm happy to say the next day I saw them all dressed in their school uniforms and off to school which worried me when I saw them working. Education is really valued here though.

During the days we walked in the countryside to a series of villages, one which was straight out of national goegraphic. We refrained from taking many pictures with people in them because we felt it wasn't fair. Here they are just trying to carry on with daily life and there were tourists traipsing through their villages like they were on display. The first and most interesting village was a long way off and we only reached it at 3pm. Usually we would sit quietly and watch and eventually some curious sole would come and interact with us or the kids come and engage you but we were too nervous about finding ourselves walking in the dark and also about uxo's. They are these bombs that were blanketed over Laos at the end of the Vietnam war. They were designed to break apart in the air and send hundreds of 'bombies' over an entire area which can explode outwards about 20 meters when stepped on or picked up. Bad isn't it? They are a huge problem in Laos and I've heard of one province where one person daily is killed or maimed by one. They are hugely difficult to defuse and take a very long time to clear a small area. I've heard that at the present rate of clearance it will take 150 years to be free of them. They are also buried in fields and can come to the surface like rocks do in your garden.
We had only a small chat with a man that had a small homestay in the village and he told us that something has to change because no good can come of people coming through. I half considered going back and getting supplies and returning to set up an small English school kit that they could encourage travelers to contribute to or stay and volunteer but it was hard to figure out how to do it. Maybe another time.
Coming and going we had to take off our shoes and socks and wade through cold water three times each way. On the way we had met a long line of hill tribe ladies all with fishing nets. We exchanged sabaai-dees. On the way back they were returning but had caught no fish. I had the camera out when we saw them and they asked to see the pictures of their village. The only ones with people in them were a few with school kids and their teacher. They gave me a thumbs up and I think it was because we didn't take pictures of people. They declined having their pictures taken although we had taken one of their backs when we first encountered them.
The next day we rambled around again and on the way home in late afternoon we encountered a girl. Philip quickly went ahead so that we didn't make her uncomfortable as we were far from any village. I started chatting with her and she indicated she couldn't speak any English. I caught on though that she could understand quite a bit and after she go more comfortable she spoke a bit.
She was twelve years old and stunningly beautiful. Hermname was Oown, pronounced something like the number one in French. She had been gathering wild greens for supper. Her mother was dead and she cooked and cleaned and washed clothes for her family which consisted of her brother and father and herself. She had such a quiet dignity about her but my heart was soon bleeding. After we parted ways I told Philip I wanted to help her and we agreed on an amount of money I would give her. We walked back to her house and her brother, probably a 10 year old was digging a foundation next door and he fetched her for us. I tried to explain that I wanted to help her and that she was a really lovely girl. She allowed me to take her picture and she thanked us while keeping that amazing dignity she had. I later worried that I had taught her to expect things from tourists and now she might start asking and it might change the path of her life but I justified it to myself by knowing my intentions were good and she could use the help.
We got up on the last morning and had a quick breakfast before heading down the stairs to wait for the boat. It's fun to show up early and just soak up all the activity. There were four women carrying bag after bag of what we think was dry cement on their backs up the incline. There was a boat loading up people dressed in their best and monks and bags of gifts of food and tobacco, heading upriver to a funeral. There was a woman washing a huge tub of clothes in the river and people getting their boats ready to go fishing.
After the boat ride we went to the 'bus station', a dusty ticket booth on the edge of the village and bought a ticket on the next bus. It turned out the bus was a huge sathewngthaew and right down the middle of the passenger space was a row of huge bamboo baskets filled with oranges covered with banana leaves. This left very little room for anyone's feet. It got really crowded as usual with people hanging off the back and climbing over each other and women nursing babies. We had a long, bumpy, dusty and wonderful ride back to Luang Prabang for an overnight before heading south to warmer places.

I don't mean to make fun of anyone's English but we must sound so funny to them and we have so many accents, Japanese, French, Australian, Spanish etc. The picture of the sign is typical and they can be quite hilarious at times.
Check out the road works too, the folks were digging a road by hand on the side of a mountain!

A Strange and Facinating Market

This was a picture of me on a giant bridge in a small village in Laos.
I just took a walk to the post office here in Vientiene, the capital city. As it turned out this is a national holiday so it was closed. All along the fence that surrounded the postal compound there was a Hmong market of ladies sitting on the sidewalk surrounded by their wares.
It was the wares that were so facinating and strangely dark.
Everything was in open bags or laid out on blankets and there were hundreds of items. Claws, teeth, fur,nails, eyeballs, slabs of what looked like dried blood , coils of dried barks, herbs and roots and things that must be of been of signifigance like naturally knotted roots. There were potions and bottles of strange looking liquids and probably parts of many endangered species. There were also human figures about 6 inches high made out of what almost looked like crude paper mache with bark as the fibre. They were quite strange and appealing and I wanted to buy one but when I asked what they were for ( nobody spoke English) they showed me pictures of them hung in trees in weird positions and I couldn't decide if they were for healing or some kind of voodoo type thing so I passed.
Further along squatted at small tables on the sidewalk there were a number of card readers. I wanted to get mine read but none of them spoke English well enough to feel they could do it. It's not the first time I've seen this but I've never found a person who would or could read for me.

Sunday, January 1, 2012

A Helping Hand


A helping hand or in this case a helping shoulder. We were on a walk one day and saw this woman walking in the other direction carrying these large leaves. A while later we were headed back and came upon her again at least a kilometer from her village.
She was an older woman and she came up to about my shoulder. She kept swinging the stick holding the leaves from one shoulder to the other so we know it was getting heavy for her. We asked with hand gestures if Philip could carry it for her. She broke out into a big grin and handed it over. Well it turns out to weigh between 35 and 50 pounds! At one point both bundles of leaves fell off the stick into the red dust that was the path. Oh no I thought her supper had landed in the dirt but she laughed and laughed and fixed it back to the stick. Then she gave it back to Philip, she wasn't going to miss her chance of help!
Along the way we passed people who nodded and smiled and we heard her use the word 'falang ' which is what Loatians call foreigners. We don't know if she was saying crazy foreigners or aren't they nice! She led us up to a little bamboo house with a small barn and lots of different cool bamboo woven fences and told us with gestures that it was food for her cow!

an Apology

I just want to appologize for some of the kooky errors in my blog. The laptop I use is set up for French so the symbols are different. I know how to correct it each time but sometimes I miss things. The keyboard also makes the cursor jump around a lot and you'll find yourself typing in the middle of another sentence way too often and you miss stuff trying to fix the mistakes.
That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!

An Amazing Device


I've been having a lot more allergic reactions to insects in the last few years, all starting with a bee sting. When I'm traveling it can be a real hassle because I don't react to all bites but those that I do can be awful. I get swelling far beyond the bite site and it will be hot and uncomfortable. I've had times I couldn't get my shoes on or my face was swollen badly. Prednizone was the only thing that would bring relief.
The last time I was in Thailand I was in a Yuannese community with a bad bite on my had and swelling to nearly my shoulder. The man running our guesthouse did chinese cupping on it and the next day my arm and hand were normal.
When I got home I aquired some cups that were a little cumbersome but would work and then along came Walter from Goa. He told me about a small kit that has miniature cups and is administered by a type of syringe. It's been amazing. It's saved me from a lot of hassle already. A few nights ago I got a couple of bad bites on my foot and within minutes my foot was really swelling and inflamed. I hauled out my kit and treated myself and voila the next day back to normal!
It can also be used to treat snake bites and bee and wasp stings but I hope I never have to find out if it also works for those!!!
It's called The Extractor and made by of $awyer. I got it on good old Amazon for the amazing price of $17. USD but it's pricless to me......